Wedded Bliss....Part 1...

What? Today is the day? Shit Dawwwwg

But of course sweetie.... do you think I would look like this on any other occassion?

Enter Pam....I don't want to hear any of it!...sings "Apologize" to herself

It'll be ok cuz "We're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married...."

Say it ain't sooo.....

I guess it is soooo :(
Ok now.....really? Stop..... Consummate it later ;)

I'm not losing a girlfriend, i'm gaining a husband :-P

Well hello my dearest readers! So the day has come and gone and I am proud to announce that my wifey (only recognized in a few states - blasted!) has officially tied the knot with Michael! It is with mixed emotions I write this post....as I love those two wacky warblers (see Mike - I used a bird term). I am super excited that we've all finally gotten to that altar, but i'm sad that Joyce is no longer a fair maiden :( She's a MRS. now :( Sigh..... Happy thoughts....happy thoughts :)

The bride was stunning :), the groom....well.....he was umm.....hmmmm whats the word to use...... ahh yes handsome and glowing with excitement as he patiently watched as his fiance walked down that aisle to finally become his wife :) (see thought I was gonna say somethin dumb huh?) The ceremony itself was beautiful (I cried - damn all of you who had bets haha) And the reception....it goes without saying was off the hook!

I know i've said it countless times, but I love you guys! And Congratulations once again as you begin your married life together - Mr. & Mrs. Pupptran

Stay tuned for a recap as my next post will be another picture story haha.....

Ode to Mishka....

My pre-gift to the bridegroom...a story in pictures...

I'm gettin married in 4 days????



(In a Sean Connery voice) Hmmm...is it too late to back out now?


Listen to me man, get a hold of yourself!- she will make you one satisfied man


I likey......Oooooooh


See....I told you....she's already ready for you.....


After a time lapse..... you know how the story ends.... SATISFACTION!


I just want to say I love you guys and I wish you nothin but happiness. U guys are great! And see....those pics came in handy for something hehe :) I can't wait until friday!!!!

It's the final countdown.....

Well all.....the bachelorette party was a success!!! It was a fun filled night full of drinks and well you know ;) All had a good time. We saw things we haven't seen before (spiderman, spiderman...), we drank (next time i will truly stick to my rule with one type of drink all night long....), we laughed (oh did we laugh..Joyce where's elaine?) and then laughed some more (cuz we couldn't really stop haha), and then we finally fell asleep around 5:30 am. Yes - it was a loooong fun happy day!

As for details....no details for you!!! hahaha sorry those are for us gals only ;) We shall treasure those in our (new vocab word learned this weekend) spank bank haha

So now...we wait until FRIDAY (4 days away!!!!) where Joyce gets to walk down that aisle at church to the guy up front and say "Sup baby, i'm Melellanie, and I do wanna get hizzitched fo shizzle"

The weekend theme - We've got DD's

No it doesn't stand for designated drivers - please thats what hotels are for :) It's the theme of the bachelorette party! It stands for dongs (politically speaking) and drinks. 2 things we'll have in/on/around us on Saturday Woo Woo! I can't believe it's J-oyce's last weekend as a free/single woman. (Not that she's really single - since she's had Mike for 3 years, or free really cuz no one is really free - that just sounds cheap .... anyway I digress) :( I'm gonna be sad now
It'll be our last time to show Joyce what kind of men she'll be missing once she ties the knot, gets hitched, the old ball and chain....
Top secret plans for a great night ..... oh I can't wait!!!!
This shall be fun for all :)
Let's toast to happiness, and good times with great people!
See you all on Saturday!!!!