Oh what a weekend....

So yes, now I have officially joined the drunk dancers club. There is official video (thank you Mike) of me dancing to the Apache song. haha can't we find another dance to drunk dance to - perhaps the tootsie roll, or a hustle? lol
Recap of Saturday night, Get to the wifey's to help a lil earlier, J-oyce had everything under control!
Then I got dressed in my hula outfit Yes it was a complete get up with skirt, floral bikini top, leis, the whole kit and kaboodle. Then I began to drink. Screw the food, I wanted drinks haha
Needless to say I think I was good and buzzed by oh 6:30 or 7pm (meanwhile party started at 5)
Food - phenomenal, Tropical drinks galore (oh u betcha I still have some mix....and i'm drinkin one now haha)
As the night went on, I remember my hat getting sooo heavy, I had to take it off ( I think I took it off haha)
We learned some happy news (yay!!!!!) and we can't wait for more crazy fun in the future!
We ended the night with a rousing game of Cranium - it really is more fun when you're drinking I think!
Then by midnight, when my high was simmerin down, I had to drive home. O yea, in my hawaiian get up. And I forgot my gas tank was less than 1/8 full. Sooo, I pull my drinkin self into a gas station, and low and behold, a cop at the same station. So I kept my cool, got out of my car in my outfit (floral bracelets and anklets and all) and start tankin up, praying that he won't come over to me and see whats goin on. haha The stupid pump took forever....pump, pump STOP pump pump pump STOP - damn the old pumps....etc.!! haha I got back in my car and hightailed it outta Clawson for the night, phew just a weird look :)

Look for the pics on myspace, they'll be up there before I put em on flickr.

Damn the drill....

You know, the pure agonizing sound of the drill just about makes one want to leave the dentist all together and never come back!!! Urghh..... So...today I ventured to see the den-den cuz i was "uncomfortable" damn tooth! Not only did I have to leave work early AND find out I have to make up my hours (crock), but I also ache

What I didn't bargain for, was a deep cavity, the damn drill, like 4-5 shots of novacaine (in my cheek oh yeah and in my upper palette - yea not fun) and nitrous. Let me tell you, the nitrous was the best part. That $hit puts you to ease, they were surprised tho, how quickly I bounced up after my "procedure" after my gassing haha I'm tellin ya, if 3/4 shots of novacaine don't work, yea a little gas, won't stop me. I'm resilient, thats cuz i'm a tough, stubborn Polish broad. Goes to show ya, that even my teeth and muscles are stubborn haha (I'm sorry for all that have to deal with me - it's how it is yo!)
So obviously today wasn't an all together "great" day, I need a happy day, soon please!!! Maybe tomorrow, when oh yea i'll actually be able to eat something, because my jaw/and cheek muscles won't hurt. Seriously, i'm sitting here trying to eat a bowl of oatmeal. Mind you, it's now cold, and just trying to get a spoon in my mouth sucks. Seriously - a spoon!!! Not having food is taunting me, this is a cruel, sick, twisted joke!
Can't eat, can't laugh, I can drink (oh yes not cold or hot things as to not upset it) so mmmm I like tepid/warm water and my favorite mango ice tea not chilled. Sounds fun.
And news that I may have to get wisdom teeth pulled - o yea joy! Suck it dentists, I'd rather gnaw off my own leg if I couldn't even food for days! Theres only so much soup and jello one can take!

Enough with my ranting - I'm gonna go lay down. I hope to feel better by the morn. Cross your fingers all :(

Seriously, they have to come to Detroit sometime...

Here's another one, their music is just so peaceful - I loooooove it. No tour updates yet, but don't you worry, i've signed up to know when they're comin - who's in?

I totally think I have a "man crush" (is there a reciprocal "girl crush"?) on Deb Talan - I absolutely love her voice and songs. I can't find her cd's anywhere through the major places (best buy, circuit city, fye) so i think i'm going to order her stuff online. Perhaps ITunes has it, need to check.

Check out 'Nobody Knows Me At All' :

I gotta have you....

Sooo..... I've been totally pensive. However, that's what a genius does right? think? haha anywhoo

I've decided to post my latest free writing on line for my WCPF (warm close personal friends) - enjoy.

Doors, open & swing back & forth, back & forth
The man on the swing looks out yonder to recall his feeble existence
"Back when I was young he recalls...." "It just passed me by, I really let it pass"
He lowers the drink in his hand, pauses, & sighs
Drops his head to his hands & sobs.....
He looks up, after he collects his thoughts, and says
"The sun will come up tomorrow..."

See...optimistic :)

I've also included a song by one of my fave groups - I can't get enough of this song the last couple days, it totally rocks - check it out:

Connor's Bday

Happy 34th Bday Connor!!! haha

So we went out last night to celebrate a birfday - I can't believe Rock's already 24, man that must mean.... i'm only 4 years away from the 3-0. Might as well make the rest of my twenties count.....

Anywhoo, I don't have anything I'd like to share right now. No thoughts. I'm over-stuffed, ready for a drink, and we're still havin cake....urghh.... yay for bdays :)

The condensed pics are up from last night on my myspace - you can check em out there. I'm not sure when i'll upload em onto flickr.

When I feel more froggy, i'll post stuff on here....

Much Love....

So i'm posting again, Eric, Shortie get back on the Wagon....

So me, Mrs. I don't post very often, apparently has alot to say (and I didn't promise this one post a day thing haha)
I've even tried being a bit more on the creative side, and playin with photoshop, something I haven't done in a while. It's kind of relaxing, in a drive you crazy cuz you can't get something the way you want it, kind of way.
Anyway....I write to cheer some of my folk up :)
Here are some things I've learned.....
Remember, when the world is smiling at you....it usually means you've got somethin on your face :)
If it looks like a chicken, smells like a chicken, clucks like a chicken....Mike won't eat it because it has bones!
I don't have wings or a sac...therefore, i'm not a wingMAN (that one's for you Shortie :) )
Screw Hooked on Phonics...buy a "My Word", you'll pick up spelling in no time!
Apparently, Amicci's can make you not fit into your favorite work suit! (Butt the diskounte at the Whiskee is fantasstick - chek it outt!)
I can be real fun after a bottle of wine - or make some crazy decisions....you call it ;)
You can pass out free one day gym trial passes ripped out of free mags in those Royal Oak bins, and get people to "Vote Blue!" - amazing - must go again during election time....haha
I can't speak German when ordering ice cream at Coldstone Creamery - they just don't understand....
I can't play my happy song on the jukebox, or i'll be put on the board :( (sad, sad, sad)
If you need to sell a house, have me walk through it, it'll be sold in no time :(
And for tonight.... last one...
Love sometimes stinkx, but things always end up how they're supposed to - rainbows do follow the rain - remember?
To cheer you up, listen to my song here, since I can't play it YOU KNOW WHERE anymore, because of YOU KNOW WHO haha
:-P

Hey Booboo.....how bout we grab a picanic basket....

Ok, so I must vent. Yesterday, while at our little watering hole, I met some new people. Setting up the situation: 2 guys (friends), in their at least late 30's, at the bar drinkin. So Guy 1 - visibly the more friendly of the 2, asks what kind of game we're playing. We were playing a number, and at that time, I believe it was a-hole. Guy 2 pipes in and said - you look intelligent... (Well I am smarter than the average bear) (I knew something else was going to spew out of his mouth shortly at this point) why would you play a game like that? Umm ok, just because i'm intelligent doesn't mean I can't play card games - or does it? What's wrong with a-hole, I thought to myself?? So I asked him, what's that got to do with the price of tea in China? Turns out dude is a little bitter about a relationship - suck it up my man - it happens, move on! Then we talk about what we do, and once again Guy 1 - normal - i'm a such and such at the DIA. I said cool, i'm an analyst for a big co. Guy 2 then says, well I'm better than you (or something to that effect - at this point I was getting ticked with him) I'm like oh yea? What do you do? Please tell me, i'm ALL ears....(noting sarcasm) He said something, and I responded with oh well that's great, because my job doesn't define who I am - i'm also a writer, poet, and am getting into an online business start-up. Put that in your pipe n smoke it Troll! So then.... (please make it stop) he perks up because I mention I write (oh but just a bit - think of the guy that used to do the Dry Eyes commercial - yea that would be him but in a 5'0" body) He's in a band and blah blah what do I write? Finally...... my savior bartender comes to the rescue after putting ice down my pants(Ummm like 3 minutes too late) haha
Soooo.... a little hint to the bitter - I know it hurts, trust me I know, but seriously don't make yourself look like a big jerk to others. You never know who're you're going to meet, and subsequently turn off. Better luck next time!

I kissed a girl, and I liked it....

Haha so I decided to come home and listen to some nostalgic music (by nostalgic I mean way back like college haha) I used to love this song, until today, when I heard that the dude wrote it after his gf decided to tell him she was a lesbo. Haha, so Michael, did you write a song when your wife told you she was already married - to a hot broad no less? haha

Enjoy a little Angry Salad - it's a peppy song haha :)

Funk n Fireworks

So I haven't been in the greatest of moods lately...sorry. It's just there's alot of stuff i've been dealin with lately, and I just am emotionally drained. I really need to get away, if not on a vacay then from reality....and both won't happen. haha
I'm not sure how much longer that'll last, God I hope not very long, but i'll try to get back to me. Meanwhile, i'm listening to depressing songs (my fave Jimmy eat world songs) and love songs, and whatever I happen to rotate in the cd player. (Yes, you read that correctly, I still own a cd player, no Ipod here y'all)

So yesterday, was the big bbq/fireworks grill at the Clawson residence of my two favorite Hung-Flips! I came in with a funky mood (hence the title of the post haha) but towards the end of the night, I got to laugh, which I needed- thank you! In honor of the night, I shall post a short picture story. Try to follow along haha.....

"Welcome to the Pupptrans....this continues for a few more rounds..."

"Ok seriously guys - stop making gross shots (which didn't happen we had a few more..."

"Old people are soo weird when they drink..."
So we chill and talk and get shocked by Jay's game - which is not fun at all! As the night progresses, it becomes much more animated haha. We finally get up and start walkin down to 14 mile...oh the fun begins haha
Jen falls and goes boom, Mike and his "magic fingers", then we find a spot to sit... Continuing....

"Pssstttt.....I think things will get even more funny"

In her best William Shattner "I will not.....show you my (long pause) booooobies"

"OMG this stuff just can't be scripted.... we're dyin and Kasia can't breathe...."

"Joyce when are we going to see peeeeeeeeeenuuuuuuuuuuus"

"Next year, I think we'll just stay at our home and relax (haha a penny for the parentals thoughts"

"Now do you understand why we don't go to whiskey often??? "
As the fireworks ended we strolled back to the Pupptrans, lost a flip flop and almost a Jen hehe, but made it safe :) Then for a game and off to bed.
Oh what a 4th!! hehe

"Y'all come back now ya hear???" (Or maybe not....oh the 26th will be here too soon haha"
PS - we all must bring cameras :)